Monday, January 12, 2026

I’m coming to the cottage

This fucking scene broke me in all the right ways…

Jesus fucking Christ. Do you people even know me?

I love hockey.

I love MM relationships.

I love porn.

So, OF COURSE, I will absolutely lose my mind for MM hockey porn.

I had no idea that was a secret.

It’s not like I’ve hidden my love for MM fiction nor talk about writing it (including the absolutely frustrating Drarry Hockey Disaster. I swear to fucking god, if I ever finish it that will be the title because it is fighting me every step of the way. )

I’m published on AO3 for fuck’s sake and all of them are focused on MM relationships.

Imagine my surprise when my phone, email, and DMs started BLOWING THE FUCK UP with people asking me if I’d heard of Heated Rivalry and if I’ve read the book or watched the show.

The Game Changers series has been on my TBR forever; I was a little burned out on hockey but I decided to start reading them if only to get everyone to shut the fuck up.

Holy. Mother. Of. Fucking. Fuckity. Fuck.

I really enjoyed the first two and then I stopped to watch the show since it only covered the first two books.

Did I say Holy. Mother. Of. Fucking. Fuckity. Fuck. already?

How about Motherfucking Jumping Jesus Fucking Christ on a Motherfucking Pogo Stick.?

Fuck.

That show really needs to come with a warning because it took everything that was amazing in the book and…

Fuck.

“Will you come to my cottage this summer? Don’t go to Russia. Come to my house. We’ll have so much fun. It’s so private. No one will know.” absolutely shattered me.

SHATTERED.

I AM BROKEN.

I AM IN PIECES.

 

I swear, MM hockey porn is going to be the fucking death of me.

What a way to go.

EDIT: I had to change the title because I kept getting shit for “misquoting” the line. No. I wasn’t quoting it…but whatever. Ya’ll are some psychos.