2026

April

• I swear to god, I’ll survive if it kills me to

• Five minute or it’s not worth it.

January

• You two fill my holes… no. wait.

• I’m coming to the cottage

2025

November

• Stop the ride! I want to get off!

August

• The Amazing Adventures of BeFri and StEnds

June

• The war on… Choose Your Own Adventure

• I got a line on the new America

May

• Not So Berry Challenge, Gen 1

April

• strong desire to be treated as the other gender…

• I know I have roots there even if I don’t know where the trees are.

March

• I’ve never been so ashamed

January

• Did my dad quote CONFUCIUS?!? Dude…

2024

December

• I find it wholesome to be alone in the greater part of the time. - Thoreau

November

• Reflections on retirement and the ADA

• Adventures in cooking

• *poke* *poke*

October

• Not again…

August

• It’s been a minute

May

• I haven’t felt anything in two years

April

• I owe Eminem an apology

March

• DFL -> DNF

February

• I had a feeling I could be someone

• Oh, Christ.

January

• One. And. Done.

2023

December

• I will die on this hill

• When it’s smoking it’s cooking. When it’s burnt it’s done.

November

• Wherever I am, I will not forget home

October

• ‘I say fuck a lot’ might be the understatement of the year.

• If the words won’t come, make the characters.

• I wouldn’t say she’s a slut, but her favourite shade of lipstick is penis. - Kristen Proby

September

• Гей! Нумо, козаки по конях (Нумо, козаки, гей!)

• You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

August

• Big man sticks and tight tunnels

• I guess I’m doing something right

July

• Can I, can I put it in your slot?

• I do it by hand

• Наша Батьківщина б’ється гордо

• Ти знайеш хто я???

May

• A Man and His Moose

• Bye, Pig

April

• I’m not Dopey

• Lion Country! Lion Country!

March

• We’ll dance where the ice gets thin

• FIVE FOR FUCKING FIVE

January

• Topping from the bottom

• SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT

2022

December

• Про Грінча який украв Різдво

• під лежачий камінь вода не тече

November

• Бо я тащусь від тебе давно

• I had a fucked up week that lasted years.

October

• Proud member of the wherethefuckarewe tribe

• He’s got the biggest balls of them all

• Happy 40th, Epcot!

September

• Мамо, це не сон!

• Привіт! Мене звати Wendell. Як вас звати?

• двадцять neuf

August

• Життя починаеться знов

July

• Війнами втомлена та ніким не зломлена

• IT’S NEW SHOE DAY!

June

• So. Can I order my handmaid’s uniform on Amazon?

• Спи собі сама

• І буду собі в інтернеті...дивитись на голих бабів!

May

• #UntilTheVeryEnd… also, #FUCKWARNERBROTHERS

• Я знаю, все буду добре

• чекай мене, коли все це мине

• УКРАЇНА ПЕРЕМОЖЕ

April

• THE. DWARF. WILL. DIE.

• Розпочали стрільці українські з ворогами тан

• I like to be called ‘cupcake’.

• Whine and (Nickel and) Dime

March

• Країна – більше за будь-яке зло

• Steady repetition is a compulsion mutually reenforced

• Моя маленька незалежність...

• Не сьогодні. Не завтра. Ніколи.

• Filling holes

February

• Слава Україні! Героям слава!

• I no make words go good. English hard.

• I. Am. An. Idiot.

• When you lose something you cannot replace

January

• Every mile is magic

• She’s Running the Distance

• The One Where I Talk About Dicks

2021

December

• Alphabet Soup

• I’m full of contradictions and hypocrisies

• I don’t need any new voices

• I never thought that I could be who I am

November

• Gobble ‘till you wobble!

• Unicorns, racery, clicky knees, and balloon ladies

October

• NO TOUCHY

September

• Oh no!!!!! BUBBLEGUM!!!

August

• I think about this world a lot and I cry

July

• Oh. Fuck.

• Bork bork bork

June

• An apology isn’t worth shit

• The universe hates me.

• Don’t Panic! / Not Again!

May

• no beta… we die like men

• It’s because of these drugs I do

April

• Penis!