******SHERLOCK SPOILERS****** (Sign of Three)

*squee*

That. Was. Ridiculous.

It was like a love letter to the entire Johnlock fandom.

Beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

I needed to remember I’m not half bad at this fan fic shit…

Stats as of 01/05/2014:
ZURICH: 10 Subscribers, 838 hits, 35 kudos, 4 comment threads, 1 bookmark

PARIS: 11 subscribers, 1057 hits, 39 kudos, 5 comment threads, 1 bookmark

HARTFORD: 10 subscribers, 624 hits, 29 kudos, 9 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

IT WAS ALWAYS THERE: 2 subscribers, 1334 hits, 13 kudos, 0 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

AUTHOR STATS: 5 author subscriptions, 42,224 words






Stats as of 11/17/2013:
PARIS: 12 subscribers, 773 hits, 32 kudos, 5 comment threads, 1 bookmarks

HARTFORD: 10 subscribers, 476 hits, 28 kudos, 8 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

IT WAS ALWAYS THERE: 2 subscribers, 1056 hits, 11 kudos, 0 comment threads, 3 bookmarks




Stats as of 11/10/2013:
PARIS: 10 subscribers, 504 hits, 23 kudos, 2 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

HARTFORD: 10 subscribers, 433 hits, 23 kudos, 8 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

IT WAS ALWAYS THERE: 1 subscriber, 1018 hits, 11 kudos, 0 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

*stomps around the house*

i can’t believe anderson ships sherlolly…

This is the kiss Loo tweeted about. Between the hair fluff and that kiss, I practically died.

I’ve been in a mood all day. We get the most useless gift cards as gifts (and I know it’s the thought that counts, but I’d prefer it if people would stop thinking!) and I tried to use two of them today.

It is virtually impossible to find anything of any use at a Sears and I will NOT shop in a K-Mart. So, that was a wasted trip.

Then, I tried to use that B&N gift card. *sigh*

Everything I wanted to look at or buy was only available online and I can get it quicker and cheaper from Amazon.

I want to write, but I’m stuck. Cabin Pressure 30 Day OTP, Johnlock 30 Day OTP, Johnlock BTS, Johnlock NaNo… I can’t get a single word out.

I want to knit, but I just can’t find the energy.

This is different than my unemployed Ick, in that I feel good and perfectly capable of doing something and wanting to do something - ANYTHING! - but I just can’t find that magic thing.

I was hoping a blog entry would help, but I’m just all ‘eh’ about this, too.

It doesn’t help that I was reading the most incredible piece of Drarry fan fiction (Harry Potter / Draco Malfoy) because someone told me to. Thirty chapters of amazing and then it just stops. So close to the resolution of the plot!!! I was really annoyed that the author would just walk away like that. I mean, seriously, who DOES that?! And then I found out… the author passed away before he could finish it. He had so much promise. *sigh*

So, that’s not helping matters… I want to curl up and have a Harry Potter marathon, but they’re always on and I always make fun on J for watching them every single time they’re on.

*sigh*

And more on the S3E1 / fandom thing: Gatiss must have trolled the FUCK out of tumblr and AO3. There’s no other way… Seriously. It’s not possible for him to come up with ALL OF THAT on his own.

tumblr: 21:00 GMT 01/01/14 - present

if there was a ship, lord gatiss sailed it

Related - although not nearly as scary as some collections, I will admit that there were so many London / Sherlock books in my office that my fan fiction ‘research material’ now has a shelf all to itself. It will grow at some point. Being unemployed had reduced my book shopping budget quite a bit, but I’ve got $25 from Barnes and Noble burning a hole in my pocket…

 

******SHERLOCK SPOILERS****** (you have been warned)

yep. mofftiss trolls tumblr

I will be watching it again. Several times. Probably starting tomorrow night.

I don’t even know where to start…

1) Anderson ships Sherlolly - and OMG. THAT FUCKING KISS. Loo is one lucky girl.

2) Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock like a fucking beast. Not that that’s news or anything. (Although, really Mofftiss - was John’s outburst COMPLETELY necessary? You gave us Sheriarty and Sherlolly. Couldn’t we just have one little Johnlock moment? Oh wait…)

3) Fan club girl ships Sheriarty, and damn if that scene on the rooftop wasn’t brilliant. Do you think that Benedict turned Andrew Scott gay? (Benedict!Sexual is now a thing…)

4) We all got the squash ball right!

5) And the fact that Sherlock’s landing was hidden from John via the small building in the foreground (Ambulance station).

6) Fucking Mofftiss gave us three possible solutions to The Fall. No idea which was the real one…

7) Benedict’s parents. BENEDICT’S. PARENTS.

8) Mycroft and Sherlock playing Operation. And that line about the goldfish… (Mystrade, anyone?)

*breathes*

9) “I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes.” Yes, you do. Don’t lie, Jawn.

10) HAROLD’S GONE. Buh-bye mournstache.

11) The off switch.

12) John’s reaction was perfect. Not like in ACD canon…

13) He kept hearing John’s voice in his head and John attacked a patient that he thought was Sherlock. (Shout out to ACD canon right there.)

14) “And in that moment, I swear we were all Anderson” Yes. Yes, we were.

15) John’s blog. I fucking died when I read the comments. (We are not talking about the mustache.)

16) John Watson flips the bird. To the camera. (How much do you want to be that gets edited out in the American broadcast?)

17) The “Lazarus” code word - Gatiss wrote the episode. Gatiss was in Who as… yep.

18) Sherlock’s french accent… all he needed was a fucking egg whisk and the entire CabinLock fandom would have died.

19) In a weird twisted way, the entire episode was a shout out to Johnlock. No. Seriously. Despite John’s fucking outburst, there’s no doubt that there’s a very deep, very loving relationship between the men. It’s just platonic.

20) I FUCKING LOVE AMANDA AS MARY. I do. I really do.

I am absolutely dying over here.

Seriously.

OK. I need to go watch it again. Right. Now.

Bye!