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If you know me in real life, you know I generally don't pull any punches.

If you know me in real life, you know I have an absolutely filthy mouth and an equally filthy mind.

If you know me in real life, you know I am heavily medicated for your protection, however. Seriously.

If you know me in real life, you know I am bipolar with borderline personality disorder and anger issues. I make no excuses and I refuse to be stigmatized for it.

If you know me in real life, you know I'm a HUGE R.E.M. fan.

If you know me in real life, you know I'm fiercely loyal to my friends and consider several of them my family.

If you know me in real life, you know I'm a native New Englander.

If you know me in real life, you know I have four children.

If you know me in real life, you know I married a guy I call the Wonder Hubby because it's a wonder he's still here.

If you know me from just my blog, you know me.