My favourite Buckeye fan: You know I love ya, ya crazy ass
Me: I think you meant to say crazy assHOLE. Wouldn’t want people to think I’m going soft in my old age.
Me: There’s a dick joke in there somewhere.
My favourite Buckeye fan: There’s always a dick joke in there somewhere ha ha
Me: Seeing how I’ve been writing pr0n all day, it’s more like there’s always a dick somewhere!
Me: Rule # 4 of NaNo: When in doubt, write pr0n.
Me: Susie sat on the edge of the bed and licked her lips when Johnny pulled out his ding dong. “Oh, baby, I want that in my mouth.”
Me: He pulled the chocolatey treat out of its wrapper and gently placed it in her mouth. “Oh, baby, that tastes so good!” Ed. note: this was supposed to refer to the yummy Hostess Ding Dong.
Me: What? Food pr0n is still pr0n. LMAO.
Me: So, when I told my personal trainer about the food pr0n, she thought I was referring to a black guy. EVEN BETTER!
Yup. I’ve officially lost my mind. How many days left? *grin*
I’m so going to hell… according to a number of sources.
November 08, 2013 ::
1:39 PM
i could happily be a mary sue in a ten fan fic… oh yeah
Speaking of fan fic:
One of the unspoken ‘rules’ of NaNoWriMo is “When in doubt, write pr0n.”
You would think that with the amount of boy/boy pr0n I read (and yes, I do read a little Sherlolly from time to time as a palate cleanser), I would be able to write it.
Um, NO. No, no, no, no, no, no, NO. I cannot write boy on boy for the life of me.
I suck so hard at it that it’s not even funny. It’s quite painful, really.
(Take that sentence as you may…)
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OK. So.
I turned down an offer today from what essentially became my second choice. I really feel like I need to wait for the other company to invite me back for a second interview. This is now the second company I’ve walked away from this week. I’m not going to make a whole lot of money at the temp job, but it should keep us afloat for a bit longer.
ARGH! This is so hard!!!!
This other company better be worth the wait…
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According to the Church of Christ on Rt. 1, “Life without God is like an unsharpened pencil: No point.”
As a long time believer in alternate religions and periodically identifying as an agnostic, I have a huge problem with this. I like how my life has been marginalized and has apparently been wasted. I get that it’s a church sign and that they’re entitled to their point of view, but OUCH! I totally believe in their right to post what they want on their road sign, but on the flip side, I’m going to exercise my right to call them out on their douchebaggery.
I can’t believe the Great and Powerful Oz would actually ask his followers to belittle others’ beliefs. What happened to ‘judge not lest ye be judged’? Isn’t that their thing? Like the Wiccans have the Rule of Three? It’s just ridiculous that my life is written off / has no point because I don’t believe in their pre-packaged, sanitized for the masses, Dog.
i am not going to make it to january… *shakes fist at bbc*
I don’t even want to talk about how the BBC has the right to air Sherlock first, well in advance of the US air dates (on fucking PBS. PBS!) I’m definitely not going to talk about the lengths I’m going to go to watch it live in the UK. And I won’t even go into how UNBELIEVABLY pissed I am that they’re showing the first episode in a movie theater, and how that sold out like the second the tickets were available.
I swear to Dog, if one of those lucky assholes posts ANYTHING, I will hunt them down.
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I withdrew myself from consideration for a position. When the girl called yesterday to have me interview for a third time, I told her, flat out, why it was a no. “But you sounded so interested in working here!” Yeah, well, that was Thursday. I’ve had almost a week to think about it.
I have no idea if I’m getting an offer from a different place, but if I do, I’m also going to “thanks, but no thanks” that one too.
I want a full time job. I NEED a full time job… but every time I’ve changed jobs, I’ve left one to jump into the new one without thinking about the consequences.
Needless to say, those consequences are hard to explain and they’re all over my resume.
I don’t want to be unhappy and looking within 30-60 days.
I don’t want to be bored and looking within a year.
I know where I want to be, and I’m hoping like hell that I at least get a second interview… in the mean time, I have a part time job with a CPA to keep me busy.
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This is, without a doubt, one of the best things I have seen lately. It’s stuff like this that really made me fall in love with Matt Smith’s Doctor… he’s so perfectly manic and childlike.
Hashtags on kittens! They’ve all disappeared by 2014. A bizarre incident with a chicken put an end to them all…
I have a lot to grumble about today, but I’m going to focus on two tiny little bits of happy:
1) I have a temp job for a CPA. 2 or 3 days a week to help him get ready for tax season. Depending on how long it takes to find a job, I could theoretically work for him through tax season. Who knows. Maybe there’s 40 hours of work there?
2) “Little Favour” (Benedict Cumberbatch, short film), was released yesterday. I’ve heard that it’s available in the US iTunes store, but I haven’t had a chance to check it out yet. Tonight or tomorrow, it will be mine.
(And a bonus: PARIS and HARTFORD are still getting hits and kudos. The interest in the Cabin Pressure fic is also driving traffic to the Johnlock fic. Whoo! I guess I’m a decent writer after all. *giggles*)
The problem with jumping back and forth from fandoms that center on the same actor is that you get very confused as to whether or not he’s got ginger (auburn) hair or ebony hair, whether or not he’s taller than his partner or shorter… DAMN YOU, BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH for being so chameleon like!
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Had an interview yesterday that was weird. I can’t go into details, but I think - if they offer me the job - I’m not going to take it. I’d rather hold out for the chance to get a second interview with a restaurant…
I need the money, badly, but I don’t think I’d last long there.
I do have an interview today with a CPA for a temp job. The money is better than most temp jobs, and it will keep me busy through the holidays. The recruiter seems to think it’s a slam dunk.
Who knows…
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Fucking BBC is airing the first episode of the third series of Sherlock on December 15th. IN A MOVIE THEATRE. Tickets go on sale November 12th, but how can I justify to the hubs that I need to take off to England for the shortest weekend trip in history?
*grumbles*
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My friend, Jesse, from the Ameros (Albany band), is running for Mayor today. I wish I could vote for him. He’s a Republican, but his politics mesh so closely with my own, that I’d love to see him in office. He really has the capability to change the world if people would take a chance on him. He’s smart. Well spoken. Really, really, really has an excellent head on his shoulders. You don’t find most people his age to be that mature…
Shall I say it again? I’m so damn lucky to have my Albany family, and that it’s ever expanding.
