Holy Fuck Y’all

So. I just bought myself a red dress.

A real red dress.

J’s going to think I’m insane… I’m pretty sure that if he needs THIS to clue him in, he hasn’t been paying attention to me for the last elebenty million years.

I’m not sure where I should debut it. A BU game? Fiddle night? Work? NashCon?

The plan is to pass it on to someone when I’ve gotten what I need out of it. (Unless of course it makes me look incredibly sexxy. Then, I’m never taking it off!).

Fuck the little black dress. The red dress is IT.