Oh ferfuckssakes


June 29, 2011 :: 4:23 PM

There’s a band named “Deer Tick”.

Really? Really? REALLY?!?!?!?!

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!?!?!

TICKS ARE NOT TO BE CELEBRATED! THEY’RE THE SCARIEST THINGS ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. THEY ARE

BLOOD SUCKING SPIDERS

. SPIDERS ALONE MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT. BLOODSUCKING ONES REQUIRE A DOSE OF KLONO. A BIG DOSE.

BTW—KA-BLOCK!!!!! Rock On Concerts. I’d like to stay subscribed to your email blasts and see who is playing in the Boston area, but today’s email was the equivalent of an email land mine. NOT ACCEPTABLE.

Ya’ll excuse me while I douse myself with the dogs’ Frontline and steal Guinness’ “Preventix” collar.

*shudders*