O.M.G. I HAVE LOST MY MIND.

Shut up, Peanut Gallery.

First up, another piece of ‘brilliance’ from the mad mind of Misha Collins.

And secondly… THIS. I have no idea why except it took root in my head one day and I said “I want to be able to say I did it.”

I’m going to blame Jenny and G.I.S.H.W.H.E.S. for this.

Hell, while I’m blaming people for my new descent into insanity, I might as well blame Katniss Everdeen.

I don’t know… maybe it took hitting miles below rock bottom and clawing my way out to fully understand that the red dress IS more than just a red dress… The traveling red dress isn’t always red.  It isn’t even always a dress.  It’s anything you’ve always wanted but denied yourself because you thought it was too silly.  It isn’t.  Joy is always worth it.  Go and find your personal red dress, my friend.

And wear the hell out of it.

I can handle anything Misha throws at me, but the GORUCK Challenge just might kill me… and I know either way I’ll come out the other side just fine and dandy.

This is what GISHWHES looks like

For the record, Guinness had way more fun with this one than I did.

Bye, Team Fancypants

This has been the most insane, empowering, insane week of my life…

I’ve done things I never thought I’d do with people I’ll most likely never meet in person.

The GISHWHES experience is something I think everyone should try at least once.

It has changed me in ways I didn’t think were possible.

I know I’m doing it again next year and I can’t wait!

Is it true that Misha does a striptease to “Carry on My Wayward Son”?

And so it begins…

“Post a thread to MC’s IMBD board asking a personal question about him…”

There’s 151 things on this list for our team of 15 to do… LOTS of things involving Kale, Cheese, Legumes, and Kant.

I had no idea who Kant was… I do now. And now I need to find some chalk to prove it. *grin*

My next big item to attempt: Find a yoga studio who will let me join a class while wearing a ski jacket, goggles, mittens and SKIIS. In a yoga class.

I thought my red dress moment was wearing the red dress… Oh, fuck. I’m a fool.

GISHWHES is my red dress moment. This is the best, craziest, most creative thing I’ve ever done.

Suck on that, bipolar.

Maybe the AHS fandom belongs in an ASSylum…

I actually debated whether or not I should show the unedited version… Maybe in a future post?

On Wednesday night, I tuned into the season premiere of AHS’ 2nd season and logged into tumblr. I knew things were going to get crazy, but holy fuck, I wasn’t expecting the episode to go the way it did.

I will say that Wednesday was apparently “National Ass Day” to begin with and Murphy did NOT disappoint. We even got “Evan Peters” to trend worldwide on Twitter. (No. I do not tweet about my fandoms on either of my twitter accounts that people know about.)

Evan’s wasn’t the only ass out there, though. We also got to see Lily Rabe’s as well, but the majority of the AHS fandom didn’t care for her LILY white ass.  (I am cracking myself up over here. You have no idea.)

Anyhoo, tumblr EXPLODED with a ass-ton of butt jokes. (See what I did there? LOL)  I love each and every one of the AHS tumblrs I follow… and it really cemented why I love tumblr.

It’s going to be an awesome ride this season. So glad I decided to give it a chance.