The dangers of candy canes

December 14, 2013 :: 7:59 PM

I’m sucking on a candy cane and well… being me.

I pull it out of my mouth, and go to put it back in (trying to be sexy, which is laughable in and of itself, as you’d know if you ever spent any quality time with me).

It does not end well.

Let’s just put it this way:

A candy cane up the nose is decidedly NOT sexy. And peppermint burns.