I assure you, I am comfortable talking about vaginas.
December 15, 2010 :: 9:30 PM
... And so started one of the weirdest, best, spanktacular weeks ever.
From emails that had us all laughing until we cried, to stories about stripper Santa (with all the kids in his conversion van), work was actually fun for once. Granted, we’re all stressed as fuck, but we keep finding ways to make each other laugh. The Green Team is now, really, truly The Green TEAM. *contented sigh*
Friday, I dragged the Hubby of Wonder to Saratoga to see Black Mountain Symphony. They played an AWESOME set and the band they opened for was pretty good, too. (Check out the Ryan Montbleau Band on MySpace.) They remind me of Jason Mraz, and that’s not necessarily a good thing, but the energy the band had on stage was amazing. The recorded versions I’ve heard just don’t even come close. The highlight of the night - besides running into Dave, the former bass player for Instrument - was when Ryan did a shout out for a recently deceased fan. I loved the fact that he was that in touch with his fans. He knew both her real and screen name and dedicated a beautiful song to her. From where I was standing, I could see some of her friends recording the song, tears running down their face. How could you NOT be affected by a display that touching?
Saturday, there was a different, uh, “touching” display at Chele’s holiday party.
Dude, I don’t even think I can do the party justice.
Let’s just start with the comment that all the invite said was that it was a HOLIDAY party - the holiday was never specified. So, of course, we all took turns wearing the Batman cape.
Our new friend
Mary, shall forever be known as Batman. We knew Batman was a good fit for our little group when his date kept saying stuff like “If you don’t stop, you’ll never be invited back!”
The spanking! Oh, dear lord! The spanking!
“I dominate you!” *stomp* “I dominate you, too!” *honk honk*
There are things you can never unsee. Period. (And I didn’t even see the hot dogs. WHY would you put that on your phone?!?!)
Did I mention the spanking?
“This picture isn’t going on Facebook, right?”
There may or may not be photographic evidence of someone (not me!) doing something to my husband…
Those damn shoes! MY EYES!!!! THINK OF THE KITTENS!!!!
I do believe I have a hand shaped bruise on my butt….
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