You lose.

May 02, 2013 :: 12:55 PM


his smile never fails to make me smile…

Aw… smiley Star Trekbatch. The ONLY reason I’m going to sit through the new Star Trek movie…

My friend, K, posts lots of parenting stuff on Facebook and one of today’s topics was about helicopter parents. The moral of the story is to leave your kids alone and let them fail.

I had to comment on the post - it was too perfect to pass up. “Judging from the number of times my father uttered the phrase, “We’re playing a game and it’s called ‘You Lose’.”, my younger years were FULL of fail.”

That, of course, got me thinking about all the failing I did.  And holy shit. My younger years being chock full o’ fail really isn’t an exaggeration. Not at all.

I said a couple of days ago that I went back through all my old journals. It’s all there in black (blue, purple, red, green, even pink) and white. In journals covered with stickers of local indie bands. In journals covered with headlines and snarky comments carefully cut out of magazines. In journals filled with ticket stubs, crappy drawings, and crappier story ideas. In journals filled with enormously impossible amounts of teenaged angst. In journals that show a clear progression of love, loss, hatred, more hatred, mania, depression, and some - but not a lot - of healing.

I’m not going to go into the details of what I’d like to call my ‘greatest hits’, but trust me. If I were a musician, they’d fill a 10 CD box set. At the very least.

The last time I saw my father alive, he said everything I ever needed to hear. He let me know, rather vaguely, that there were times when I actually won the game of “You Lose” because I learned my lessons. Maybe we had to play the same round several times (might have had something to do with my small addiction to ‘bad boys’... yeah. definitely did.), but the lessons were eventually learned.

If I ever lost my mind and decided to have kids, I know I’d be playing “You Lose” with them as well.

Is it the best way to parent? Probably not…

But I can guarantee you, it teaches kids a LOT about the real world.

I love Kim Rhodes. Like REALLY love her.

May 02, 2013 :: 9:03 AM

I have recently become aware of a weird cultural war going on between those who have children and those who choose not to. For some reason, individuals in the former camp are making it their mission to convert those in the latter. “Have children!” they are championing. “It’s the best decision you can make! You’re selfish if you don’t! It will complete your life! HAVE A FUCKING KID!” I am here to tell you, don’t have a child if you don’t want a child. Don’t. It will destroy you as you know you, and if you don’t want one, the sacrifice won’t be worth it.

While most of the SPN cast I’ve met at cons are the sweetest people ever, I’ve never met anyone like Kim. She’s just awesome. Overly awesome. (And she needs to come back to the show!!!!!)

If you don’t read her blog, you really don’t know what you’re missing. This is probably my favorite blog entry of hers - and I’ve loved lots of them - because she says exactly what I’m thinking about this “culture war”.

I’ve been more open about the bipolar than I’ve ever been about getting my tubes tied, the decision NOT to have kids, and basically, my complete and utter disdain for most children. Some break through, like L, but for the most part, kids skeeve me out.

I don’t have whatever IT is that makes other people go “OH! BABY!” If I go “OH! BABY!” then you’ll know I’m drunk off my ass.

And, of course, the likelihood of that ever happening is zilch.

So, yeah, babies: bad. My crush on Kim Rhodes: out of control.

Speaks English, Simlish and Tumblr…

May 01, 2013 :: 9:23 PM


that thing with your face i cant even

so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Destiel PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language.




OMG! I found a brOTP Johnlock fanfic!

May 01, 2013 :: 12:43 PM


and they were besties, and they were in love, and it was all good

Yet another thing I put here because I don’t want to lose it. Fluffy, non-smutty, Johnlock.

Also, why the FUCK is it so hard to search on AO3?!?!? Am I missing something? For as lame as FF is, it’s easier to find exactly what I’m looking for.

Also, also - spoilers for BBC canon and Doyle canon, because you know… Sherlock survives the fall. *pbth*

Random Numbers
by songlin

Just because they’re not having sex doesn’t mean they aren’t intimate. Moments in the relationship of asexual!Sherlock and straight!John.

The change comes quietly, after Sherlock comes back to life.

Sherlock says later that he’d more or less expected John to hit him. Shout, at the very least. But when he’d turned around in his office and seen, of all people, Sherlock Holmes, the world tipped sideways and the only moving John did was fainting dead away.

He blinked awake again a few minutes later in his chair with Sherlock looming over him, looking stricken.

“My apologies, John,” he said. “I had no idea you would be so affected.”

“You daft bastard,” John choked out between wheezing laughs. “You daft fucking bastard.”

John had gone back to Baker Street eventually, of course, so all there was to do was move Sherlock back into the downstairs bedroom. From then, the change was natural and quiet, enough so that when John proposes to Mary not long after, she just laughs sadly and turns him down with a kiss on the cheek.

“I love you,” she says, “but your life doesn’t need me in it. You’re already half of a different whole.”

Three years ago, John would have started in on the stammering replies of “we’re not a couple.” But things had shifted, he realizes, in the park that unseasonably cold July morning, and he merely huffs out a laugh.

“My God,” he says. “I am, aren’t I?”

Sherlock knows as soon as the door bangs shut. He is up and across the room in an instant, hands on John’s shoulders, eyes narrowed and brow furrowed with concern.

“She turned you down.”

John smiles ruefully. “Yeah. Gist of it was she said she’d feel like the other woman.”

Sherlock frowns for a moment, then: “...oh.”

John nodded. “And then I said…she wasn’t wrong.”

Sherlock’s breathing seems to still. John fools himself into thinking his heartbeat does too, just for a moment. “Wasn’t she?”

John smiles and takes Sherlock’s hands.

This seems to be enough of an answer for him, as his face and entire body relax incrementally into a smile. “I see.”

They are both smiling now. Nearly a minute passes, during which neither of them say anything at all, lost in the smiling.

“We’re not having sex,” Sherlock says.

John snorts. “Shouldn’t think so. Don’t take that the wrong way or anything, you’re just…er, not my type.”

The corners of Sherlock’s eyes crinkle. “The sentiment is mutual. But…this.” His eyes flick down to their hands and back up. “This is…acceptable.”


“Sleeping together” is both the most and least accurate term for what they do.

It is most accurate in that they share a bed and they sleep, often in physical contact with each other. It is least accurate in that the connotations of the phrase “sleeping together” tend towards the sexual, which is entirely not the point.

It started because Sherlock doesn’t just not sleep, he often can’t. Couple that with his surprisingly ferocious need for physical affection, and they settled early on that the most sensible arrangement was to share a bed.

It works like a charm. There are many nights when John is woken at a hideous hour of the morning to Sherlock only just coming to bed, crawling under the covers and curling into a ball against John’s chest. Once he does, he is out almost instantly, dropping off into a level of rest just above comatose.

Even on the mornings after those nights, Sherlock is still awake first. Most mornings, John wakes up to Sherlock watching him intently. He feels slightly robbed, never getting to see Sherlock blinking awake in the grey light of dawn, until the day after the thing with the bomber in Sussex.

Sherlock spends two days in hospital, drugged to the gills, before they let John take him home. He is still on quite a lot of painkillers, which is probably why he sleeps so late the next morning. John hasn’t the slightest desire to wake him. He is waiting.

Nine minutes later, Sherlock yawns and half-opens his eyes. John smiles.

“I get it now.”

“Mm?” Sherlock rumbles into his pillow.

“Why you always get up first.”


It is a Sunday in October, and Sherlock has not had a case in six days.

He is pacing up and down the flat in his pajamas and dressing-gown and has been for forty-five minutes. John is just beginning to worry he’s going to wear a hole through the floor when he flops down onto the sofa with his hands over his ears.

“What is it?” John asks, with the patient air of a man familiar to this routine.

Sherlock squeezes his eyes shut and gasps, which is concerning. “It’s too loud,” he manages. “Inside my head.”

John grimaces. He does not possess quite the same processing capacity that Sherlock does, as he is often reminded, but he can sympathize a bit with how much can happen inside your head when it’s unoccupied. He pats the spot next to him. “Come on up then. Budge over.”

Sherlock glares at him suspiciously. “What are you going to do?”

“I’m going to help, you nitwit. Come here.”

Sherlock crawls over and flops down, half on John’s lap. He rolls his eyes and shifts them round, arranging them so Sherlock is sitting cross-legged just against John’s right leg, and pushes his fingers into Sherlock’s curly hair, rubbing gently at his temples.

Sherlock gives a little sigh of relief, which is a promising sign, so John continues. While massaging Sherlock’s temples with his index and middle fingers, he presses his thumbs to the base of his skull, where it meets his neck. This garners him a deep, satisfied hum, and he smiles.

“There’s a joke in here about picking someone’s brains.”

“Shut up,” says Sherlock, not at all unkindly. “Unless you want to recite a bit of the Fibonacci sequence for me. That would make everything absolutely perfect.”

“The…er, alright then. Zero, one, one, two, three, five…”

He makes it up to 1,597 before his mental arithmetic fails him and he forgets the number that came before.

“Sorry. That’s all I’ve got.”

“It’s fine. That was sufficient.” Sherlock is speaking as if half-asleep, or from far away.

John rubs his knuckles at the cords of muscle on the back of Sherlock’s neck. “The Fibonacci sequence?”

“Integer sequences are clean, particularly the ones remembered via calculation rather than memorization. The Fibonacci sequence is closely related to the golden mean, which is thought to be the basis for what humankind considers to be beautiful. It’s the mathematical proportion responsible for everything from Greek architecture to the popularity of certain celebrities. I find it fascinating.”

“I do know what the golden mean is. I’ve read The Da Vinci Code.”

Sherlock snorts.

“Let me do the honors. ‘Popular drivel,’ yes?”

“Something like that. Could we stop talking again? I think it’s quiet enough for that now, and I would like it.”

They stay that way for half an hour, John’s fingers working the tension out of the muscles of Sherlock’s neck and shoulders and back in silence, punctuated by Sherlock’s occasional rumbling hums of satisfaction.


“What’s on?”

“Top Gear. Telly night?”

“If I must.”

John smiles secretly as Sherlock snatches the large, soft blue fleece blanket off the back of the sofa, wraps himself up in it and tips his body sideways so he’s leaning against John, head on his shoulder in a way that should probably be more uncomfortable than it is.

“If I must,” John has cleverly deduced, is consulting detective-speak for “you’ve nothing on and are sitting still in one place, and I’ve nothing on and would like to be still for a while in the same place that you are.” If John asks, “Telly night?” and Sherlock responds merely with a deep, long-suffering sigh, that really does mean “if I must.” He quickly learns that the one must never be mistaken for the other.

John prefers the former. Curling up with a warm, lanky, dubiously sociopathic detective makes for a much more pleasant evening than sitting on the couch alone, even if:

“Move your head. Your hair’s in my nose.”

“Your nose—”

“Oh, no you don’t—”

After a short bout of wrestling, Sherlock settles for sprawling across John’s lap like an oversized housecat, which is worth a long round of chuckling at the very least.


Lestrade does punch Sherlock when he finds out he’s alive. Sherlock looks so shocked, holding a tissue to his bloody nose, that John cannot stop himself from bursting into laughter. Sherlock glares at him from around the tissue.

“You won’t mind if I find myself less amused,” he snaps.

John wipes his eyes, still giggling. “Don’t mind me.”

Sherlock is still glaring reproachfully.

“Oh, cut that out,” John says, taking the tissue and dabbing at his nose. “Look, not even bleeding anymore.”

He tosses the tissue into a trash can, takes Sherlock’s hand, the one that isn’t all bloodied up, and brushes a fond kiss across the knuckles. Lestrade raises his eyebrows, but doesn’t comment.

They don’t let go until they’re back in Baker Street. The whole cab ride home they both catch themselves shooting glances at their hands and grinning. By sheer chance, they never do so at the same time, and never realize they are thinking the exact same thought for only the second time in their lives so far.

It happens at the breakfast table, as quietly as it began.

“Pass me the jam, would you?” John says.

Sherlock does so. As he hands the jar to John, their fingers touch briefly, John catches his eye, and they both smile. As John is spreading the jam over his toast, Sherlock shakes open the newspaper and chuckles to himself.

“What’s gotten you all pleased, then?” John asks.

“Nothing,” says Sherlock.

John shakes his head. “You are absurd, you know that? Categorically absurd.”

Sherlock grins. John smiles back.

After the one hundredth time they simultaneously realize they are in love, it doesn’t bear mentioning anymore.

One big step and you’re back!

May 01, 2013 :: 8:22 AM


this is always good for a giggle

Where to start?

We brought Guinness home - finally - and he continued to go after Apache, to the point where we were seriously thinking about selling him.

Then, we discovered the problem: J. They’re both “his” dogs and there was some reminding Apache of just who was in charge here. Gotta love the (non-existent) battle for superiority.

We’re working on creating a truce. It will take time… but we’ve agreed he’s worth it.

Fucking dogs.

Then, I started having bad weeks at work. BAD weeks. And I JUST started. It didn’t bode well for the future, but I thought in time, it would get better.

That place was twelve flavors of crazy more than I thought it would be…and that’s a LOT of crazy. A LOT.

I made the decision on Sunday to start looking for a new job and they beat me to the punch.

I suddenly find myself unemployed. Again.

Life will go on. It always does… and for once, I’m not crushed to be jobless.

I know I’ll find something.

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