For me - not you


July 28, 2009 :: 8:54 PM

Charlie Harper: So, how big difference are we talking about ?
Kandi: It’s *huge*.
Charlie Harper: Really?
Kandi:
Oh yeh. With you sex is kinda like going on Space Mountain. It’s a good ride, but there’s never any real danger.
[Charlie looks a little puzzled]
Kandi: With Alan it’s like being in the back seat of a car driven by a really smart kangaroo. He may go up on the curb a couple times, but he’ll get you there.

—Two and a Half Men

You never get exchanges like that in reality TV…