Friday, May 24, 2013

I am two kinds of people

ME: What? You’ve never seen me give a popsicle a blow job before?

HIM: So…you’re telling me I need a grape flavored penis?

ME: (laughing hysterically, literally crying) You bastard! Now my hand’s going to get all sticky!

Posted by Matty on 05/24 at 09:19 PM
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