He is *so* bringing sexy back.

he’s sexy and he knows it

Should Christians Celebrate Halloween?

This is why you should do your research, kids.

I have to save this, because OH. MY. FUCKING. DOG. DID. THAT. MAKE. ME. LAUGH.

I save fan fic that makes me cry, so why not save the stuff that makes me laugh? Right?

I’m not a religious person by any means, but when I’m forced to choose one, I always lean towards “pagan”. (I was a practicing Wiccan for a while, but got bored and created my own quasi-religion. I guess. If you can call it a religion.)

I can’t get behind any of the others. I’ve learned about the other major players, but none of them make sense to me. None of them ring true.

But this level of religious propaganda really takes the cake. This is better than any gay-bashing, atheist-hating crap I’ve read in a long time:

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

I’d like to write more on this topic, but, um, I’m going to start buying candy and cursing it.

Since I’m a witch and all. Or am I a demon?

I’m never sure.

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