Sunday, January 05, 2014

My tumblr dash did a thing (sherlock spoilers, duh)

1) Johnlock is canon (and, hey! look! it’s a no homo episode! about fucking time Mofftiss!)

2)...

I’m sorry. I’m still wrecked by this episode.

I’ve watched too many television shows, listened to too much music, read too many books/fan fiction, and watched too many movies in my *cough* thirty eight years *cough*, and this is the most absolutely incredibly beautiful heartwrenching, giggle making most perfect piece of media I have ever experienced.

Fuck. Me.

Next week is going to be BRUTAL.

******SHERLOCK SPOILERS****** (Sign of Three)

That. Was. Ridiculous.

It was like a love letter to the entire Johnlock fandom.

Beautiful.

Absolutely beautiful.

What the fuck did we just watch?

I’m in shock. Shock!

I’ve been trying to find different ways to access real British telly in my quest to watch Sherlock in real time and since I’m going through all that trouble, I’m watching stuff that seems interesting / that I can’t get here.

Like the Puppet Game Show.

I choked on my milk when they had contestants bouncing on trampolines trying to remember what different hot dogs were doing. (Seriously. I can’t describe it better than that.)

I lost it when the two contestants had to give apology speeches and the one couldn’t remember the four houses in Hogwarts.

I was in tears at the farting armadillo. (Yes. I’m twelve. I thought we’ve already established that.)

I think I’m going to put that on my little livestream DVR in case I forget to watch it live.

I’m not sure what the fuck the Brits are smoking when they develop shows like this, but OMG. I want some of that.

I needed to remember I’m not half bad at this fan fic shit…

Stats as of 01/05/2014:
ZURICH: 10 Subscribers, 838 hits, 35 kudos, 4 comment threads, 1 bookmark

PARIS: 11 subscribers, 1057 hits, 39 kudos, 5 comment threads, 1 bookmark

HARTFORD: 10 subscribers, 624 hits, 29 kudos, 9 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

IT WAS ALWAYS THERE: 2 subscribers, 1334 hits, 13 kudos, 0 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

AUTHOR STATS: 5 author subscriptions, 42,224 words






Stats as of 11/17/2013:
PARIS: 12 subscribers, 773 hits, 32 kudos, 5 comment threads, 1 bookmarks

HARTFORD: 10 subscribers, 476 hits, 28 kudos, 8 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

IT WAS ALWAYS THERE: 2 subscribers, 1056 hits, 11 kudos, 0 comment threads, 3 bookmarks




Stats as of 11/10/2013:
PARIS: 10 subscribers, 504 hits, 23 kudos, 2 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

HARTFORD: 10 subscribers, 433 hits, 23 kudos, 8 comment threads, 3 bookmarks

IT WAS ALWAYS THERE: 1 subscriber, 1018 hits, 11 kudos, 0 comment threads, 3 bookmarks