Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Puppies suck. Anal retentive puppies suck more.

Guinness has decided that he doesn’t like when things are out of place.

I sit in a different chair, I get barked at.

The water bottles are in the hallway instead of along the wall, they get barked at.

I can only imagine what’s going on in his head: “OMG! MOMMY! That’s not your chair! You have to sit on the couch! Don’t you know that’s a mommy eating chair?  SAVE YOURSELF, WOMAN!”

Or… “HEY! WATER BOTTLES! Yeah, I’m talking to you! Get your asses out of the hallway and back against the wall! Don’t stray from the herd like that or I will yell at you until I lose my voice! (Or mommy gets pissy. Whatevs.)”

How on earth did we survive having a wicked smart puppy not once but twice? This third time just might kill me…

*sigh*

Should have gotten a breed not known for its intelligence… like a Lab. *grin*